when graphic artists get bored

Dire Straits - Heavy fuel

last time I was sober, man I felt bad
worst hangover that I ever had
it took six hamburgers and scotch all night
nicotine for breakfast just to put me right
'cos if you wanna run cool
if you wanna run cool
if you wanna run cool, you got to run
on heavy, heavy fuel

my life makes perfect sense
lust and food and violence
sex and money are my major kicks
get me in a fight I like dirty tricks
'cos if you wanna run cool
yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run
on heavy, heavy fuel

my chick loves a man who's strong
the things she'll do to turn me on
I love the babes, don't get me wrong
hey, that's why I wrote this song

I don't care if my liver is hanging by a thread
don't care if my doctor says I ought to be dead
when my ugly big car won't climb this hill
I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill
'cos if you wanna run cool
if you wanna run cool
yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run
on heavy, heavy fuel

profesorul cu gonade de o voluptate ilara

noaptea trecuta, gabi a baut doua energizante. nu avea pic de somn. ora era aproape 1 si el avea chef de discutii. mi-a povestit ce a mai facut el pe la liceu. a luat un 3 si un 10. 3 la logica si 10 la muzica, ca un adevarat artist.
de ce a luat 3 la logica? pentru ca radea isteric in ora. de ce radea isteric in ora?
pentru ca profu' lui de logica in varsta de vreo 30 de ani, a venit imbracat cu niste pantaloni mulati de crapau pe el. pantaloni evazati din matase sau nu stiu ce material lucios. si, ce-i de ras in asta? i se vedeau gonadele ( coaiele). toata clasa radea cu capul intre maini. el radea putin mai tare, iar profu' l-a scos la tabla. la tabla, gabi a continuat sa rada. gheiu' l-a amenintat ca-i da nota 3. cand a auzit asta, a inceput sa rada si mai tare. toata clasa era pe jos. a stat 10 minute la tabla si a ras, fara sa scoata un cuvant. nu a inteles de ce a luat 3, dar a fost o distractie pe cinste.
la muzica a luat 10 pentru ca a cantat "Domn, Domn, să-năltăm".
misto viata in liceu :D

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